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Wildwood Man Claims Mounted Deer Fawn is Answer to 'Lady Troubles'
This guy's ad on Craigslist is a hoot. Caution: The content is probably more for grown-ups. But this advertiser is one of your neighbors, folks.
Well, friends, we couldn't resist bringing you a heads-up on this novel Craigslist ad posted by a resident of Wildwood who claims this is the answer to your "lady troubles."
Don't read on unless you're willing to have your tongue in cheek and exercise a slightly randy sense of humor. I'll save the worst of it for the link to his ad, but the highlights, essentially, suggest that this mounted deer fawn (see above) is a chick magnet.
"If you are tired of seeing all of your friends getting all the ladies and need something to set you apart from the rest of the (jerks) that overrun the St. Louis bar scene, you are in the right place," he writes in his ad.
"To spice up the flavor of your life and get you closing the deal, I have for sale a REAL full mount fawn deer. Trust me it is an attention getter," he writes. "In fact it works so good, I now have a baby on the way."
Bids start at $300 for this lady-killer.
What do you think, ladies? Is he on to something?
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