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Corpse Falls Out of Coroner's Van Onto Busy Street

Corpse Falls Out of Coroner’s Van Onto Busy Street:  A coroner's van being driven down a busy road in Feasterville, Pa. had a door malfunction, allowing a dead body to slip out and roll down a road into traffic outside of a busy shopping center.  Talk about “this traffic is just killing me.”  On a positive note, this guy may be dead, but he’s still going places.

Pressure Beneath Mount Fuji Building Up:  Tests show that pressure beneath Mount Fuji has built up significantly and scientists are warning of a precarious situation for the volcano, adding that they are not necessarily saying that the volcano will start erupting, but it does show that it's in a critical state.  And of course the danger is if Mt. Fuji erupts, it could very well to wake up Godzilla.  

Colin Montgomerie Wins US Senior Open in Playoff:  Colin Montgomerie has won a three-hole playoff against Gene Sauers to win the U.S. Senior Open title at Oak Tree National.  I always wondered who watches Senior Golf on TV.  Is that for people who find regular golf just too fast of a game, so they need to watch old people play just to slow down the pace a bit?

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Woman on Meth Rampage Destroys Seattle Condo:  A Seattle couple returned to their condo to find it completely trashed destroyed, only to find a 27-year-old woman hiding under their bed on what police described described as a "meth rampage.”  So far, there’s been no word on whether the couple’s homeowner's insurance covers "meth rampages.”  Their policy does cover damage from an “act of God,” but its unclear if it covers damage caused from someone who “thinks they’re God.”  One thing’s for sure, the meth freak left the condo awfully “methy.” 

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The War of 1812 Anniversary:  This year marks the 202nd anniversary of the War of 1812.   Military analysts point out that you can only fight a war with a name like that one time. 

Pair of Lungs Found on LA Sidewalk:  The LA Times is reporting that the Los Angeles County Coroner's office has just taken possession of what appears to be a pair of human lungs that were found on a South Los Angeles sidewalk.  County officials say anyone who finds they’re having unusual difficulty in breathing may wanna head over to the Coroner's office as soon as possible. 

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Police Taser Man at Florida Legoland:  Police used a Taser on a drunk man who led them on a 30-minute chase around a Legoland, Florida water park before telling them his name was Pterodactyl when he was eventually arrested.  The man plans to plead innocent, but authorities say he doesn’t have a legal lego to stand on.

Woman Shoots Man in Face as They Enter Tacoma Starbucks:  An unidentified man in Tacoma, Washington is recovering after being shot in the face by a 24-year-old-woman as they appeared to be walking into a Starbucks together.  Legal experts say there’s a chance the woman may go free under the state’s “stand you coffee grounds” laws.  And while everyone has a different idea about who's “Miss Right” - this is “Miss Right-in-the Face.”

Pot Farmer Named Smoke Accused of Starting Wildfire:  In kind of a weird twist, a 27-year-old man named Freddie Alexander Smoke is accused of having started the wildfire that has burned nearly six miles of land in Northern California after exhaust from the truck Smoke was driving around an illegal marijuana farm ignited a patch of dry grass.  What’s the big surprise, everyone knows “where there’s Smoke, there’s fire!”

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